Advice for Single Ladies

To my single girlfriends: Some dating advice to those of you who relate to shopping.

• Think of dating like shopping.
  
• You can window shop if you are not ready to buy. However, keep in mind that wandering the stores can get tiring so you will eventually have to buy something. Besides, if you just keep looking and not try anything on for size, when you finally do decide, your merchandise may already be sold.
• Try things on for size. You won't know what you like and don't like unless you give it try. Look at things like fit; is it flattering or does it make your butt look big? Maybe you are just looking for accessories and not a whole outfit. Does it compliment you and bring out your personality? You won't know until you try it.
  
• When you are ready to buy, make sure there is a good return policy just in case you change your mind or if the merchandise is defective.... and we all know that there is a lot of defective merchandise out there! - too many things made in China these days (just kidding - that would be my bad sense of humour).
• Remember that store credit is a load of crap. Merchandise attached to this sort of return policy is just around to mess with your head. If you can't take it back, just ditch it. Give it away to someone more in need.

Did that make sense? I think it's perfectly logical :)